Snob of the year
[ 9:03 AM ]
Another random entry from a random day.
There is something blatant about the snob of the year.
The lights are bright but its dim to her/him
The darkness seems apparent but she/he is ignorant of it.
This is where i write another letter to the difficult customers
Dear Difficult Customers,
This is the second letter that im writing to you, I hope I am able to get across certain issues with you this time round.
First of all, DO NOT harass nor provoke nor bully foreign service crew members.They understand you pretty well and probably have a larger brain capacity and the ability to reason things out better than you.They are NOT second class service crew and they are NOT cheap labour.So do think of the things you say or do because it really...really looks bad on you.
No apologies for running out of certain things on the menu.I would put in the effort to warn you beforehand but sometimes your face and your expression just repels me.I am truly disgusted with the fact that you blame it on US for running out of things.Well im sorry that business has been overwhelmingly great and you came late.It would be my duty to give you alternatives.Watch your attitude though cos even if i have a orange/green apple / lime TREE in front of me, i would'nt harvest my fruits JUST FOR YOU.Now why would i want to do that?
Venting your anger and taking it out on the service crew wont change things you know?On my previous letter i spoke of people who fight over food.To fight about drinks on the other hand?Completely disgraceful .
ALSO.
Dear snob of the year,
To the snob of the year, please, i know your trick.You exploit the matter, you aggravate the problem and then you give a solution which is out of this world.Alas!its a solution to the problem YOU created.We are so lucky arent we to have you around?The only thing that is settled my dear snob,is your brain juices and your ego.God's grace has given you proportionate amount of luck to compensate for your brain size.You have been blessed but i hope you wont abuse it.(which you already did).
NOT FORGETTING
To my dear counterparts,
Do not be discouraged by those who will receive the letters i formerly wrote.Do not falter, do not despair.Stand on your own two feet and have patience.Karma, my friends.Believe in Karma.Know that you gain amusement went they lose control.At least we have something to bitch about eh?As ridiculous as they can be, know that youre the bigger person if you just laugh out loud in your heart,keep a straight face and we shall talk about it afterwards alright?We might seem as though we are at the bottom of the food chain but keep your head up , your toes wiggling and your heart laughing and we will do just fine
Yours truly ,
Nurulhuda Binte Hamid
Now...THATS the highlight of my day.
That which does not kill me makes me stronger.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE, Twilight of the Idols